- member
- mast
- sword
- spear
- column
- manroot
- point
- staff
you forgot manhood
Someday, I’m going to write a fic where the only point is to include progressively more absurd euphemisms for genitals.
“He lovingly inserted his oversized vegan sausage into her Hot Pocket…”
throbbing lavender man fruit
glistening man trumpet of her womanly desires
(via tabulanonrasa)
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manroot m a n r o o t
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