January 2012
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I guess an Oscar does not deserve Alan Rickman
alanrickmandaily:
things not to call a penis
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you forgot manhood
Someday, I’m going to write a fic where the only point is to include progressively more absurd euphemisms for genitals.
“He lovingly inserted his oversized vegan sausage into her Hot Pocket…”
throbbing lavender man...
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Do you think there was a part of you that imagined...
Immediately, I wish that I hadn’t. The look on her face—a kind of juddering visceral alarm at what has been said…I don’t wish to see that look many more times in my life. “That would make me way too sad to answer,” she says quickly, and I hurriedly begin another question, about something completely different, hoping that if I say it fast enough these new words will...
Humans need sex and companionship